http://www.liquilife.com/ The rants, raves, ramblings and reviews of a lunatic en redwards@gmail.com Copyright 2010 2010-02-13T17:26:00+00:00 http://www.liquilife.com/blog/view/craziest_voicemail_ever/ http://www.liquilife.com/blog/view/craziest_voicemail_ever/#When:17:26:00Z This voicemail is going down as the funniest voicemail ever in the history of the telephone. Just... listen. Transcript is below. 2010-02-13T17:26:00+00:00 http://www.liquilife.com/blog/view/bag_of_delicious_chocolate_footballs/ http://www.liquilife.com/blog/view/bag_of_delicious_chocolate_footballs/#When:10:08:16Z I recently purchased a new Samsung L200 camera. This is my first camera that takes decent shots. While I understand I could… Photography 2009-12-12T10:08:16+00:00 http://www.liquilife.com/blog/view/city_bus_simulator_2010_with_video/ http://www.liquilife.com/blog/view/city_bus_simulator_2010_with_video/#When:01:18:36Z Meet Carlos. Carlos is a bus driver for the city of New York. He happily drives his bus through the busy streets of Times Square… Gaming 2009-11-21T01:18:36+00:00 http://www.liquilife.com/blog/view/the_wierd_things_that_happen_at_work/ http://www.liquilife.com/blog/view/the_wierd_things_that_happen_at_work/#When:12:44:40Z As none of you know, I work in TriBeCa in the heart of New York City. TriBeCa as in “Triangle Below Canal”. I am lucky… Miscellaneous 2009-11-07T12:44:40+00:00 http://www.liquilife.com/blog/view/the_human_jumbotron/ http://www.liquilife.com/blog/view/the_human_jumbotron/#When:14:50:55Z Japan never ceases to amaze me. Everything we do, they seem to do better. We create the worlds largest jumbotron in Dallas, Japan creates the… Funny 2009-10-18T14:50:55+00:00 http://www.liquilife.com/blog/view/microsoft_marketing_getting_high_with_lol_cats._confirmed/ http://www.liquilife.com/blog/view/microsoft_marketing_getting_high_with_lol_cats._confirmed/#When:17:20:34Z Are you a cool kid who wants to impress your friends and family with your mad skillz?… Design 2009-10-17T17:20:34+00:00 http://www.liquilife.com/blog/view/quit_bacon/ http://www.liquilife.com/blog/view/quit_bacon/#When:01:30:43Z I know. The internetz will have my ass for this I’m sure. The Gods of the super… Funny 2009-10-15T01:30:43+00:00 http://www.liquilife.com/blog/view/liquilife.com_lives_on/ http://www.liquilife.com/blog/view/liquilife.com_lives_on/#When:14:40:59Z I made my first ever blog post on July 2006. This came right on the heels of registering the domain which had been previously taken… Site Updates 2009-10-11T14:40:59+00:00 http://www.liquilife.com/blog/view/you_dont_fuck_with_turtles_you_just_dont/ http://www.liquilife.com/blog/view/you_dont_fuck_with_turtles_you_just_dont/#When:14:51:26Z I was thinking this morning about how awesome and bad ass turtles can be. This led to a bit of research in my laboratory on the super information highway. After some study, here are my results. Enjoy. SEE THE TURTLE RESULTS 2009-08-08T14:51:26+00:00 http://www.liquilife.com/blog/view/employment_and_a_mac_laptop/ http://www.liquilife.com/blog/view/employment_and_a_mac_laptop/#When:10:39:07Z Well, as spring has arrived with warmer weather, some good things have finally happened in my life. I was recently hired on full time as… 2009-04-23T10:39:07+00:00